In a spectacular display of alcoholic incompetence, the Russian Navy shipyard lost their floating drydock the other day. The floating barge was carrying the black smoke spewing aircraft carrier on it for overhaul when the bilge pumps failed.

The one bit of good news is the aircraft carrier did as it was designed to do, it floated when the drydock sank. It's Russian miracle the aircraft carrier has a crane atop it that fell over when the drydock sank.

IS not GOOD - Alcoholic Russians LOSE drydock hiccup

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