Hypoallergic is rescued from a dangerous gerbil ATTACK
Habitrail becomes dangerous
The Enemy At The Gate Revealed
AAD Reports
At least Hypoallergic can take some comfort in the knowledge that their enemies, a well known gang of vicious and dangerous gerbils outlined in the above and currently either on the run, or in hiding, have been revealed.
This Gerbil May be Armed With
Amyl Nitrate and May Be Dangerous
Do Not Approach This Gerbil Under Any Circumstances
If Seen, Call The Hypoallergic Gerbil Hotline Immediately
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