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"The Gray Market: Why Art Basel’s New Ethics Rules Are Good News for the Market (and Other Insights)" Artnet 

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Swiss business ethics? Might that qualify for one of the world's thinnest books?

Previously they contributed to:

*  Holocaust Art deals Swiss bankers told the Jews about &;

*  Arms deals with the Nazis, when the Americans told them not to.

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